Monday, September 25, 2017

Ribbitt


Time budgeted a couple hours for workout today. Went way over in conversation with fellow in tub. He had worked for GNC in Covina, CA. Football running back too so we talked sports nutrition and how much LA and Phoenix have gotten crowded and the differences between. He misses the small restaurants. Living in Peoria, mostly corporate locations. Yadda we recalled all the controversies... roid records, ephedra ban, etc. 

We didn't sell anaerobic steroids, of course, but homeopatic testosterone pre-cursors and assorted extracts catering to muscle mass density. Creatine makes the muscle cells absorb more fluid going to the celebrated buff pumping iron. A pitcher in Spring Training dropped dead full of ephedra and creatine. Dehydrated and cardiac hyperactivity. Don't recall the autopsy but certainly had scruples being allopathically trained. Congressional hearings and FDA intervention. We talked. Herbs too. 

Then I looked at the clock; time to go. Getting home to change for dinner, decided to change my Facebook profile picture. Yeah, like the hydrogenation and somebody just try to take our legs! I can do ribbitts in five octaves.

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